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iamnumberseven: nowhesgotaboner: david-tennant: thebearjay: thedailywhat: About That New Zodiac Thing of the Day: So the moon caused the Earth to wobble and now everyone is up in arms because their astrological signs have shifted. Except this is nothing even remotely new: Here’s a NASA article from 2005 listing these same exact dates that are now being peddled around as game-changers. According to the article they are merely the real dates “when the Sun is between Earth and each of these 13 constellations” Also: Astrology isn’t real. [image: twitpic.] But I don’t want to be a Sagittarius…  FUQ THIS I LOVE BEING AN ARIES DNW PISCES FUCK THIS SHIT. I AM AND WILL ALWAYS BE A FUCKING SCORPIO, NOT A GODDAMN VIRGO. WAT I’LL NEVER BE AN AQUARIUS SHIT, I’LL ALWAYS BE A MOTHERFUCKING PISCES I’LL ALWAYS BE AN AQUARIUS, NOT A FUCKING CAPRICORN. SHIT

iamnumberseven:

nowhesgotaboner:

david-tennant:

thebearjay:

thedailywhat:

About That New Zodiac Thing of the Day: So the moon caused the Earth to wobble and now everyone is up in arms because their astrological signs have shifted.

Except this is nothing even remotely new: Here’s a NASA article from 2005 listing these same exact dates that are now being peddled around as game-changers. According to the article they are merely the real dates “when the Sun is between Earth and each of these 13 constellations”

Also: Astrology isn’t real.

[image: twitpic.]

But I don’t want to be a Sagittarius… 

FUQ THIS I LOVE BEING AN ARIES

DNW PISCES

FUCK THIS SHIT. I AM AND WILL ALWAYS BE A FUCKING SCORPIO, NOT A GODDAMN VIRGO.

WAT I’LL NEVER BE AN AQUARIUS SHIT, I’LL ALWAYS BE A MOTHERFUCKING PISCES

I’LL ALWAYS BE AN AQUARIUS, NOT A FUCKING CAPRICORN. SHIT

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1 year ago on 05/16/11 at 07:31pm
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  1. elux-lucis reblogged this from iloveomelette and added:
    Heard about this lol, so I guess now we’re either Libra or Virgo o-o
  2. kyoy reblogged this from kikyouoneesama and added:
    Still a Pisces, in both my birthdays o/
  3. iloveomelette reblogged this from emeraldlily
  4. lifeisaworkof-art reblogged this from imyourshouldertocryon
  5. sighingdog reblogged this from over10000notes
  6. over10000notes reblogged this from banalitycheck
  7. treehuggerinaclonetown reblogged this from sleeplessnights-emptybeds
  8. fvckyeahitsonedirectioninfection reblogged this from alvaisazombie
  9. alvaisazombie reblogged this from swaggedupcentral and added:
    Hey guess what? This is only accurate for new babies. The new Horoscopes are for new babies, your horoscope didn’t...
  10. swaggedupcentral reblogged this from itsthelesbiana
  11. psycheinadress reblogged this from sleeplessnights-emptybeds and added:
    I’m pretty sure this doesn’t affect any of us. Just those born recently or some shit.
  12. dimplezdaydream reblogged this from itsthelesbiana and added:
    Damn im mad i was a Gemini for a koo min… not ok FOREVER A CANCER!
  13. seethesoulforwhatitis reblogged this from hiimjuno and added:
    Wtf am I a Wat??
  14. hiimjuno reblogged this from itsthelesbiana and added:
    So glad to still be a Leo.
  15. daenerys-storm reblogged this from justalonelyteen and added:
    You guys do realized this is for people born after 2011 right? We are still the same sign.
  16. sleeplessnights-emptybeds reblogged this from recklessskin and added:
    fuck yeah may 15th not affected by the change
  17. justalonelyteen reblogged this from itsthelesbiana and added:
    Bitch , Imma scorpio I dont give a fuck what this says !
  18. yanabitch reblogged this from itsthelesbiana and added:
    Look im a Sagittarius now whoop whoop !
  19. madeinafantasy reblogged this from itsthelesbiana and added:
    I wanna stay a PISCES not an aquarius lol ..I dnt believe this btw
  20. itsthelesbiana reblogged this from recklessskin and added:
    I’m a scorpio ;)
  21. fuckinginlovewithfoodyo reblogged this from recklessskin
  22. ittybittysiddy reblogged this from nessaftw and added:
    IDGAF about the new dates, I will always be a Gemini!
  23. ohyez reblogged this from cosasdeabril
  24. h0ypauline reblogged this from sweetlydreaming and added:
    I DON’T WANT TO BE A TAURUS!! I want to stay as a Gemini D:
  25. zoieelovesthemall reblogged this from iamsimplysarah
  26. w3reonlyhuman reblogged this from thedailywhat
  27. regere-elementum reblogged this from therearenoleftusernames and added:
    I’LL ALWAYS BE AN AQUARIUS, NOT A FUCKING CAPRICORN. SHIT
  28. nowthatyourdead reblogged this from dirtyexpectations and added:
    is correct then I’m the Ophiuchus ;;; the one that isnt part...Zodiac. Great. -.-
  29. arathergrimreaper reblogged this from fingerfuckingfrenzy and added:
    Still a Cancer. So there. XP
  30. gotmelol reblogged this from bestpostarchive
  31. viennasquare reblogged this from fey-gillan-lover and added:
    What is this now I’m a Leo. LIES
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